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5secondsofmastonandcake:

cashtns:

irwankers:

arseluke:

dirtbgs:

peacelovemuke:

heartbreakirwin:

cyaluke:

reblog this or ashton irwin won’t cuddle with you.

i’m not taking any chances

i tried scrolling past this, but nope.

never ever???

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A+ gif use right there

2nd time rebbloging this today frick u im not taking any chances

stop bringing this back u fuckers

Tumblr,
I’m getting real tired of your shit
Sincerely,
Me

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

itseasytoremember
wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

Teen gay works at Christian daycare undercover as teen hetero

This just in! Teen gay has been discovered by boss! Teen gay continues charade nonetheless!

While on this topic, I’d like to remind everyone that in my state and many others you may still be fired for your sexual orientation. Cool, right?

Teen gay gets called into boss’s office and told he has nothing to worry about because boss’s best friend is gay and why would she care anyway! All is well with teen gay!

wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

Teen gay works at Christian daycare undercover as teen hetero

This just in! Teen gay has been discovered by boss! Teen gay continues charade nonetheless!

While on this topic, I’d like to remind everyone that in my state and many others you may still be fired for your sexual orientation. Cool, right?

Teen gay gets called into boss’s office and told he has nothing to worry about because boss’s best friend is gay and why would she care anyway! All is well with teen gay!